EBBIE BANKS
CADE CROW
SARA KOLB
JOE MCGRATH
Sara is from Tempe, Arizona, a suburb just outside of Phoenix where they don't believe in time zones and self driving cars are rampant in the streets. She is a prospective CS major with a CS minor and a concentration on CS. Because she's unique, Sara likes tea, starting start-ups, online shopping, hiking the dish, sleeping in late, TAP late night, and hot yoga. You can always find Sara wearing a snuggie and begging her friends to go star-gazing with her at night. Sara is a varsity scoot-er for Stanford University. In the Spring, she plans to vote for The Culture, and she hopes that students everywhere will too.
Ebbie is from San Mateo, CA. He loves the Yay Area! In his free time he likes hanging out with friends and overeating in Arillaga dining, making the freshman 15 into the freshman 30. Although he isn’t the biggest fan of animals, he sees the need for more dogs on campus. We need more dogs on campus! And more scooters!
Cade is from Fort Worth, Texas. He says y’all. He has a dog that should be on campus. He is majoring in Mathematical and Computational Sciences with an emphasis in Sleep & Dreams and a minor in Lucid Dreaming. You can find him literally anywhere on campus using the 4 phrases in his vocabulary, all containing the word “sick” or “dude.” He can’t wait to fall asleep on Meier green pretending to do homework and enhance his super sick farmers tan. Catch Cade around campus hyping people up at the idea of sophomore formal on a boat.
"Does anybody actually know what ASSU stands for?"